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Medical Algorithm of Reality
This algorithm first appeared in the Placebo Journal, October, 2002, and is reproduced with permission. Check it out!

Lower Back Pain
       
Due to an auto accident
     
Yes       No
     
Patient will never get better until case is settled.       Is patient trying to get disability?
     
      Yes No
     
    Patient will never get better until case is settled.   Is patient trying to get workers' comp?
     
      Yes No
     
    Patient will never get better until case is settled   Is the patient narcotic seeking?
     
      Yes No
     
    Patient will never get better...period.
         
  Is the lower back pain acute or chronic?  
     
  Acute   Chronic  
     
Give them 6 weeks of whatever you want (PT, chiropractic, hula dancing, deep sea fishing)   Try your best to get them to work out, lose weight, stop smoking, stretch
 
5% don't
get better
95% get better   5% actually do it and get better 95% don't
do anything
 
MRI   You're a good doctor!   They demand and get an MRI
 
5% have negative findings 95% have fixable findings   5% have fixable findings 95% have nothing to fix on MRI
 
Refer to anybody else   Send to neurosurgeon  
     
Patient thinks you can't help...which you can't       Patient thinks you can't help...which you can't